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Jeff is a new dad and he loves it. Of course, he's named his baby boy after a 1970s progressive rock band. But one morning, the baby's mother, Rita, walks out of the house and disappears without a trace. Where has she gone? Why did she leave? Is she alive or dead? Did she really ask local drug dealer, Hair Bear, for heroin? In the face of police indifference, Nick, Julie and Jeff are determined to find her, but after being assaulted by Big Baz, a notorious local body builder, Nick is injured and starting to behave erratically. Soon he will have to choose whether to live or die. In an intense, fast moving and devastating story, Nick realises that who he is, what he is, and why he is what he is, can help him solve the mystery of Rita's disappearance.
High Tees is the 7th Nick Guymer novel. Set in Stockton, Hartburn, Hardwick, Norton, Portrack, Guisborough and the North York Moors, it is a story about mentality, medicine and embarrassing bodies.
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Returns & Exchanges
This isn't a problem. If you need to change size or colour or design, or just fancy a refund, its all cool. I can sort all of this out for you.
When returning an item it must arrive with us in it’s original condition. Wearing it down the pub on a Friday night out, getting it covered in Guinness and setting light to it via a badly rolled reefer, then returning it on Monday, is understandable, but not allowed by the karma pixies who govern our lives. And we don't want to upset the karma pixies now, do we?
If your item is in any way faulty then please contact me immediately, send a photo of the issue and I will get a replacement organised. You won't have to send it back to us. For clarity, the concept of faulty does not include stains from a lamb dhansak you have spilled down yourself after consuming 8 pints of lager.
Before making a return, please email me firstname.lastname@example.org with your order number, tell me what you're sending back and what you want to happen - a refund, or a different size/colour/design. I can then make it happen because I am all powerful, can change my clothes in a phone box and wear my underpants on the outside. Possibly.
You will always be dealing with me, Johnny, because DJTees is so small and niche that I do all admin. Don't worry, I don't bite, or at least not unless you are a sausage. I do bite sausages.
All returns or exchanges should be sent to:
Shirt Monkey - DJTEES
If you'd love a t-shirt but are totally skint, drop me a line and I'll see what I can do.
We print everything to order and don't hold any stock of anything. That would be mad when you've got over 3000 designs! Almost all orders are printed within 2 working days (this doesn't include weekends and public holidays), occasionally as long as 4 days if we have run out of a size or colour t-shirt and stock is delayed in arriving.
We send everything by regular Air Mail which cannot be tracked but is far more reliable than a far more expensive courier service.
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Please do not order unless you are prepared to pay the VAT