The Girl Can't Help It

£9.99

The Girl Can't Help It

When a liar tells you they're a liar, are they telling you the truth? Artie Taylor was big in the 90s but now he's falling apart at the seams. Once one of rock 'n' roll's most in-demand photographers, now he's lost his mojo and is running away to Los Angeles from another failed relationship. That's when he meets multi-millionaire Colleen Holmes, a self-confessed liar, totally untrustworthy and utterly gorgeous. When she shows him a very intimate photograph of herself and asks him to help her, Artie and his best friend Kaz are plunged into Colleen's Californian rock 'n' roll fantasy world, where very little is as it seems, where lying is a way of life, where people are kidnapped and where rock stars end up dead.

Is she the answer to his dreams or a beautiful nightmare?

The Girl Can't Help It is a thriller about life, lies and la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la means I love you.

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SHIRT SIZE CHEST SIZE (INCHES) LENGTH (INCHES) CHEST SIZE (CM) LENGTH (CM)
Small 34-36 27 86-92 68
Medium 38-40 28 96-102 71
Large 42-44 29 106-112 73
XL 44-48 31 112-122 78
2XL 50-52 32 127-132 81
3XL 54-56 33 137-142 83
4XL 58-60 34 147-152 86
5XL 62-64 35 157-162 89

Returns & Exchanges

Our return policy lasts 30 days. If 30 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately we can’t offer you a refund or exchange. Please use this form to instigate any return or exchange.

When returning an item it must arrive with us in it’s original condition and packaging. Obviously we allow you to try on your new shirt to ensure the size is right, but wearing it down the pub on a Friday night with the lads, getting it covered in Guinness and curry and then returning it for a different colour on Monday, well I’m afraid we just aren’t that generous!

If your item is in any way faulty then please contact us immediately and we will put it right. For clarity, faulty does not include beer and curry stains. If you would like to return your order for any other reason then please feel free to get in touch and we will do everything we can to ensure your request is dealt with quickly and efficiently.

When making a return, please place a copy of your invoice with the returned item and detail any information such as the reason for the return and any exchange requests such as size and colour. It is very difficult to track any returned items without the invoice as this contains all original order numbers and information.

All returns or exchanges should be sent to:

DJTEES Unit 24, Emerald Way, Stone, Staffordshire, ST15 0SR, UK

Refunds

Once your return is received and inspected, we will send you an email to notify you that we have received your returned item. If a refund is required it will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, this normally takes around 3 days.

Sale items

Only regular priced items may be refunded, unfortunately sale items cannot be refunded.

Return Shipping

If you are returning an item for exchange, such as size or colour then you will have to ensure that you cover the cost of the postage back to us. If, however, your item is faulty in any way then we are happy to cover the cost of the return. If you are shipping more than 3 items, you should consider using a trackable shipping service or purchasing shipping insurance. We can’t guarantee that we will receive your returned item.  

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