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Blood on the Tees
We have introduced a handling fee of £5 for returns, which will be deducted from your refund.
All our shirts are printed to order, so it means we have a lot of wasted stock when we make a size exchange, or if someone orders two sizes in order to return one.
So please choose your correct size.
When Nick sits on a jury that finds Glenn Vokes guilty of Danny Ross€™s murder and sends him down for 25 years, he is absolutely convinced it is the wrong decision and he sets out to prove it, taking him into the squalid, seedy, low-life world of the Zetland flats, where the murder happened. But everyone is a waster, a liar and a low-life drug addict, while the police seem incompetent, or corrupt, or both. How will he ever find proof that Vokes is innocent?
Jeff insists these are very bad people and that Nick will regret ever getting involved with them, but Nick can€™t let the injustice of an innocent man being sent to jail be allowed to stand.
When Julie€™s brother sends her a photograph of someone in a bar in Benidorm, someone who can€™t possibly be there, it starts to become clear that there has been a huge conspiracy that goes right to the top of society, and urged on by Cleveland Police boss, Mandy Beale, Nick, Julie and Jeff are sent out to Spain to uncover the truth. What they discover will prove fatal for someone.
Set in Middlesbrough, Stockton-on-Tees, Durham and Benidorm, Blood on the Tees is a novel about the underclass, the addicted and the awful.
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Returns & Exchanges
If you need to change size or colour or design, or just fancy a refund, it’s all cool. I can sort all of this out for you.
But, as of 8th Jan 2024 we have had to introduce a handling fee of £5 for returns, which will be deducted from your refund.
So before ordering - please measure your size and choose correctly - see size chart
When returning an item it must arrive with us in it’s original condition. Wearing it down the pub on a Friday night out, getting it covered in Guinness and setting light to it via a badly rolled reefer, then returning it on Monday, is understandable, but not allowed by the karma pixies who govern our lives. And we don't want to upset the karma pixies now, do we?
If your item is in any way faulty then please contact me immediately, send a photo of the issue and I will get a replacement organised. For clarity, the concept of faulty does not include stains from a lamb dhansak you have spilled down yourself after consuming 8 pints of lager. For faulty items there will be no return fee.
Before making a return, please email me email@example.com with your order number, and what you want to happen - a refund, or a different size/colour/design. I can then make it happen because I am all powerful, can change my clothes in a phone box and can fire spider webs from places I didn't know I even had. Possibly.
You will always be dealing with me, Johnny, because DJTees is so small and niche that I do all admin. Don't worry, I don't bite, or at least not unless you are a sausage. I do bite sausages.
If you'd love a t-shirt but are totally skint, drop me a line and I'll see what I can do.
We print everything to order and don't hold any stock of anything. That would be mad. Almost all orders are printed within 2 or 3 working days (this doesn't include weekends and public holidays), occasionally as long as 4 days if we have run out of a size or colour t-shirt and stock is delayed in arriving.
EU CUSTOMERS PLEASE NOTE: EU-based customers might have to pay local rate VAT on their order before delivery.
Please do not order unless you are prepared to pay the VAT