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The Girl Can't Help It
When a liar tells you they're a liar, are they telling you the truth? Artie Taylor was big in the 90s but now he's falling apart at the seams. Once one of rock 'n' roll's most in-demand photographers, now he's lost his mojo and is running away to Los Angeles from another failed relationship. That's when he meets multi-millionaire Colleen Holmes, a self-confessed liar, totally untrustworthy and utterly gorgeous. When she shows him a very intimate photograph of herself and asks him to help her, Artie and his best friend Kaz are plunged into Colleen's Californian rock 'n' roll fantasy world, where very little is as it seems, where lying is a way of life, where people are kidnapped and where rock stars end up dead.
Is she the answer to his dreams or a beautiful nightmare?
The Girl Can't Help It is a thriller about life, lies and la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la means I love you.
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