The Girl Can't Help It

£9.99

The Girl Can't Help It

When a liar tells you they're a liar, are they telling you the truth? Artie Taylor was big in the 90s but now he's falling apart at the seams. Once one of rock 'n' roll's most in-demand photographers, now he's lost his mojo and is running away to Los Angeles from another failed relationship. That's when he meets multi-millionaire Colleen Holmes, a self-confessed liar, totally untrustworthy and utterly gorgeous. When she shows him a very intimate photograph of herself and asks him to help her, Artie and his best friend Kaz are plunged into Colleen's Californian rock 'n' roll fantasy world, where very little is as it seems, where lying is a way of life, where people are kidnapped and where rock stars end up dead.

Is she the answer to his dreams or a beautiful nightmare?

The Girl Can't Help It is a thriller about life, lies and la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la means I love you.

Also available as a Kindle from AMAZON
SHIRT SIZE CHEST SIZE (INCHES) LENGTH (INCHES) CHEST SIZE (CM) LENGTH (CM)
Small 34-36 27 86-92 68
Medium 38-40 28 96-102 71
Large 42-44 29 106-112 73
XL 44-48 31 112-122 78
2XL 50-52 32 127-132 81
3XL 54-56 33 137-142 83
4XL 58-60 34 147-152 86
5XL 62-64 35 157-162 89


Returns & Exchanges

This isn't a problem. If you need to change size or colour or design, or just fancy a refund, its all cool. I can sort all of this out for you. 

When returning an item it must arrive with us in it’s original condition. Wearing it down the pub on a Friday night out, getting it covered in Guinness and setting light to it via a badly rolled reefer, then returning it on Monday, is understandable, but not allowed by the karma pixies who govern our lives. And we don't want to upset the karma pixies now, do we? 

If your item is in any way faulty then please contact me immediately, send a photo of the issue and I will get a replacement organised. You won't have to send it back to us. For clarity, the concept of faulty does not include stains from a lamb dhansak you have spilled down yourself after consuming 8 pints of lager.  

Before making a return, please email me djteesaway@hotmail.com with your order number, tell me what you're sending back and what you want to happen - a refund, or a different size/colour/design. I can then make it happen because I am all powerful, can change my clothes in a phone box and wear my underpants on the outside. Possibly.

You will always be dealing with me, Johnny, because DJTees is so small and niche that I do all admin. Don't worry, I don't bite, or at least not unless you are a sausage. I do bite sausages. 

All returns or exchanges should be sent to:

Shirt Monkey - DJTEES
Unit 4, Premier Park
Winsford, Cheshire
CW7 3PH
UK

If you'd love a t-shirt but are totally skint, drop me a line and I'll see what I can do.  

SHIPPING 

 We print everything to order and don't hold any stock of anything. That would be mad when you've got over 3000 designs! Almost all orders are printed within 2 working days (this doesn't include weekends and public holidays), occasionally as long as 4 days if we have run out of a size or colour t-shirt and stock is delayed in arriving. 

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 EU NOTE: From 1st July 2021, EU-based customers might have to pay local rate VAT on their order before delivery.


 

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